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December 4, 2009
I actually wrote a whole paper in college about how Cosmopolitan positions itself as a bible of femininity, so this is especially funny to me.
peachfuzz:

The Bible as popular magazine covers.
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1795235

I actually wrote a whole paper in college about how Cosmopolitan positions itself as a bible of femininity, so this is especially funny to me.

peachfuzz:

The Bible as popular magazine covers.

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1795235

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November 13, 2009
I used to work there, and remember the proud presentation of this advertising campaign to the rest of the agency.  I was stifling my laughter then, but I’m sure as hell laughing out loud now!
peachfuzz:

McGarry Bowen tried to come back from being made fun of for their hilariously embarrassing Miracle Whip campaign with an open letter to Stephen Colbert. Sorry guys, but you’re still the laughing stock of your peers, and most likely the 18-35 demo. Let’s just hope the morbidly obese midwesterners that actually eat this crap aren’t turned off by your 1990’s Mountain Dew version of a rooftop party.
For the record, Miracle Whip is just mayo with high fructose corn syrup. All the nasty, but now with diabetes.
See the original ad:
http://peachfuzz.tumblr.com/post/161607303
See Colbert’s version:
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/252726/october-15-2009/the-mayo-lution-will-not-be-televised
Text of the letter:
Dear Mr. Colbert,
Recently on your show, you tapped into a sore spot in our nation’s psyche: the eternal struggle between mayonnaise and Miracle Whip. And surprisingly, for a man of your impeccable intellect, you’ve chosen the wrong side. A side doomed to a painful, drawn-out, utter and complete defeat. Like the Plantagenets in the Hundred Years’ War. Or whichever on was the cat in “Tom and Jerry.”
Mr. Colbert, we found your attacks a little harsh, occasionally funny, and at times, wholly inaccurate (for the record, our target is 18-35, not 34). But unlike most advertisers who are so mayo, who would back down at the slightest whiff of controversy, and pull their advertising from not just your show but from your entire network and all its sister entities – we intend to do the opposite.
On Thursday, November 12, we will dominate the airspace on your show. With every commercial break, your viewers will be exposed to hardcore Miracle Whip attitude and revelry. You will see our legion of (as you call them) “mayonay-sayers” snarfing sandwiches topped with our one-of-a-kind flavor in a very cool and totally hip way. They will be in your face and massively dope. It goes without saying, they WILL NOT TONE IT DOWN. And you will begin to see the soft, bland white walls of the mayo empire begin to collapse under the weight of its own whipped-egg pretentiousness.
Think about it, Mr. Colbert. In a sense, we will own you.
We’re on a mission. We’re taking no prisoners.
We’re raising Hell, man.
THE BOLD MARKETING TEAM AT MIRACLE WHIP
(via 24isthenew25)

I used to work there, and remember the proud presentation of this advertising campaign to the rest of the agency.  I was stifling my laughter then, but I’m sure as hell laughing out loud now!

peachfuzz:

McGarry Bowen tried to come back from being made fun of for their hilariously embarrassing Miracle Whip campaign with an open letter to Stephen Colbert. Sorry guys, but you’re still the laughing stock of your peers, and most likely the 18-35 demo. Let’s just hope the morbidly obese midwesterners that actually eat this crap aren’t turned off by your 1990’s Mountain Dew version of a rooftop party.

For the record, Miracle Whip is just mayo with high fructose corn syrup. All the nasty, but now with diabetes.

See the original ad:

http://peachfuzz.tumblr.com/post/161607303

See Colbert’s version:

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/252726/october-15-2009/the-mayo-lution-will-not-be-televised

Text of the letter:

Dear Mr. Colbert,

Recently on your show, you tapped into a sore spot in our nation’s psyche: the eternal struggle between mayonnaise and Miracle Whip. And surprisingly, for a man of your impeccable intellect, you’ve chosen the wrong side. A side doomed to a painful, drawn-out, utter and complete defeat. Like the Plantagenets in the Hundred Years’ War. Or whichever on was the cat in “Tom and Jerry.”

Mr. Colbert, we found your attacks a little harsh, occasionally funny, and at times, wholly inaccurate (for the record, our target is 18-35, not 34). But unlike most advertisers who are so mayo, who would back down at the slightest whiff of controversy, and pull their advertising from not just your show but from your entire network and all its sister entities – we intend to do the opposite.

On Thursday, November 12, we will dominate the airspace on your show. With every commercial break, your viewers will be exposed to hardcore Miracle Whip attitude and revelry. You will see our legion of (as you call them) “mayonay-sayers” snarfing sandwiches topped with our one-of-a-kind flavor in a very cool and totally hip way. They will be in your face and massively dope. It goes without saying, they WILL NOT TONE IT DOWN. And you will begin to see the soft, bland white walls of the mayo empire begin to collapse under the weight of its own whipped-egg pretentiousness.

Think about it, Mr. Colbert. In a sense, we will own you.

We’re on a mission. We’re taking no prisoners.

We’re raising Hell, man.

THE BOLD MARKETING TEAM AT MIRACLE WHIP

(via 24isthenew25)

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November 11, 2009
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November 2, 2009

Jon Stewart thwarts Fox News with its own statements.  This is brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

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October 29, 2009
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October 19, 2009

Media Fight in the Spotlight: The White House vs Fox News

I guess it was inevitable that this media-savvy administration would have a media-based feud.  However, the current tension between the Obama Administration and Fox News is a complicated and fraught feud to have.  It’s completely understandable to want to take action against a person or organization that is as vocally opposed to you as Fox News is to Obama, but fighting back opens up a real can of mediated worms.

First of all, there’s the possibility that fighting the hyperbolic statements of Fox News will just end up validating them.  There are a lot of nasty things being said about Obama and his administration, but choosing not to respond to them is the way to be the bigger and more reasonable person.  In taking action against those who make wild accusations, you’re showing that they’re valid enough to fight for, as well as stooping down to the accuser’s level.

What complicates this further is that the president is taking on an entire media outlet.  The whole purpose of freedom of speech is to create a space where opposition can be voiced, even if those in power don’t find it favorable.  Once a media outlet is singled out for its opposing views, we’re getting into a bad area (never mind that the channel is supposed to be “fair and balanced”).  The White House is legitimizing its feud by saying that Fox News is an extension of the Republican Party, and thus not a legitimate news organization.  While I would not say that Fox News is politically neutral or objective, I wouldn’t actually consider them an extension of the Republican Party.  I think it’s dangerous for the Obama Administration to make such claims and assess Fox News’ validity as a media outlet based on their opposition.

However, I also don’t think Fox News should be able to get away with the things they have said about the Obama Administration.  Clearly hyperbolic labels like racist don’t come from reporting, but from opinion and editorial.  I think comments like Glenn Beck’s should be considered slander.  These comments don’t come from a tabloid, but from a news organization.  Without solid proof of such claims, a news organization should not be disseminating them.  I do think that Fox News should be held accountable for conflating opinion and reporting, and should face consequences for libel.  Free speech does not mean freedom to publicly defame someone without anything to back up your claims.

Clearly this is a tricky situation.  Overall I think it would be better if the Obama Administration addressed specific statements of Fox News and provided logical reasoning why these claims cross a line.  Starting a feud with an entire news organization risks undermining the legitimate opposition that is overshadowed by he hyperbolic.  It will be interesting to watch this tension about the media unfold within it.

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